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Finally, each piece has a 1\/4\" rare earth magnet is secured to the back, ensuring heavy duty holding power.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSize is approximately 1\" in diameter each, except for door, which is approx. 1.5\" in height.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eReady to ship.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"lewdmoo","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42281553625172,"sku":null,"price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0610\/1807\/9316\/files\/PXL_20210806_230614186.jpg?v=1753387790"},{"product_id":"copy-of-koolaid-man-magnet","title":"Lettuce Turnip the Beet Food Pun Magnet","description":"\u003cp\u003eLettuce turnip the beet!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis magnet is cut and engraved from a piece of 1\/8\" MDF board, hand painted in acrylics, then sealed with several layers of polyurethane to maintain long-lasting quality. 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These magnets are strong as fuck. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMeasures approx. 1.5\". Ready to ship.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"lewdmoo","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42281558081620,"sku":null,"price":10.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0610\/1807\/9316\/files\/Koolaid.jpg?v=1753387892"},{"product_id":"candy-cigarettes-magnet","title":"Vintage Candy Magnet","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eKING'S Candy! Remember how cool we all thought we looked when we would \"smoke\" the candy cigarettes? Yeah. Now you can remember that feeling every time you look at this magnet.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis magnet is cut and engraved from a piece of 1\/8\" MDF board, hand painted in acrylics, then sealed with several layers of polyurethane to maintain long-lasting quality. 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Lastly, a 1\/4\" rare earth magnet is secured to the back, and let me tell you.. that shit isn't going to go flying off your fridge at the slightest bump. These magnets are strong as fuck. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMeasures approx. 3.5\" in height. Ready to ship.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"lewdmoo","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42281558671444,"sku":null,"price":11.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0610\/1807\/9316\/files\/Hypercolor.jpg?v=1753387908"},{"product_id":"high-bear-magnet","title":"High Bear Magnet","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHigh. I'm a bear.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis magnet is cut and engraved from a piece of 1\/8\" MDF board, hand painted in acrylics, then sealed with several layers of polyurethane to maintain long-lasting quality. 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These magnets are strong as fuck. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eLargest of magnet set is approx. 2\" x 3\". \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eReady to ship.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"lewdmoo","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42281560899668,"sku":null,"price":34.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0610\/1807\/9316\/files\/PXL_20210806_223649205.jpg?v=1753387960"},{"product_id":"donut-magnet","title":"Donut Be A Dick Magnet","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDonut Be A Dick\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWhat a friendly little donut giving you a thumbs up and reminding you of the important things in life.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis magnet is cut and engraved from a piece of 1\/8\" MDF board, hand painted in acrylics, then sealed with several layers of polyurethane to maintain long-lasting quality. 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